Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan