And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?