why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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