now i know why i became what i already was.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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