she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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