There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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