She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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