Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
