Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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