My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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