But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
