This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
its not stalking. its research.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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