please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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