I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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