I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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