Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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