is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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