That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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