Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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