I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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