he thought i was a dude.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
