Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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