Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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