Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
