Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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