Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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