Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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