I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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