Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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