We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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