It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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