Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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