Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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