i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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