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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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