if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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