You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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