Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Rumble strips road head = magical
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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