That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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