dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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