Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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