I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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