wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i've created a new STD.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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