I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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