Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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