The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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