hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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