Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
