i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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