Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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