Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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