I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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