we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Damn victory sex feels great
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