Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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