I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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